Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Haters- A Synopsis

 You probably have them, and they be hatin. But what are they and why do they hate you? Here you will find out what Haters really are, why they might hate you, how to deal with them, and maybe a music video or two.

Definitions:

  1. Hate- to dislike intensely or passionately; feel extreme aversion foror extreme hostility toward;     detest: to hate the enemy; to hatebigotry.- dictionary.com
  2. Haterperson that simply cannot be happy for another person's success. So rather than be happy they make a point of exposing a flaw in that person.
    Hating, the result of being a hater, is not exactly jealousy. The hater doesnt really want to be the person he or she hates, rather the hater wants to knock somelse down a notch.
    Susan: You know, Kevin from accounting is doing very well. He just bought a house in a very nice part of town.
    Jane (hater): If he is doing so well why does he drive that '89 Taurus

Obviously the second is from Urban Dictionary, which means you can get it on a mug.I should also inform you of the meme "Haters Gonna Hate" Now if you don't know your memes please, for the sake of humanity, check out this website. But anyways check out this pic below













Alright! So now that you got the idea of what a hater is, let's go into why they might hate you. Please refer to the image above. Or maybe you are just an ass. 

Moving on again, how can you deal with haters? This is where the music video comes in. I want you to transform into Nicki Minaj. And remember haters make you famous.


So now I want you to go insult people, make weird noises, wear things that don't make sense. Accept who you are.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Musings

 1. Sometimes I just stop and wonder. I think about how complex everything is and how utterly ignorant we all are. How, if we collected everyone's thoughts and ideas, there would still be an infinite amount of knowledge we could never attain. Everything just keeps...collecting. It keeps gathering and shrinking. Change is limitless. I easily feel small and comforted with these thoughts. And although as a part of the universe you are non existent, you are still existing. Your mind itself is a universe, with billions of cells and systems that make up your consciousness. I could just sit back in awe of the fact that I can even sit back in awe for a long time.

 2. My dad mentioned to me the other day(or month or year) that every time we visit a place of the past, it's different. Every time we visit a memory, it changes. When I walk up my front steps into my home of 16 years, it's different. When I look at myself in the mirror, I'm someone else. I've had a new thought or experience that has shaped me.

Well anyway, had to get some of this off my chest. And thanks to those who have conversations with me that really make me think, or just make go "hot damn that was a nice conversation". You really are the best kind of people.